How to get Kicked out of Wal-Mart:
--Throw skittles at people and yell "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"
--Walk up to a couple, slap the boy or girl, and yell "ITS OVER!!!" and run away crying
--Get in those little kid bugys and drive around the store screaming "THEY'RE BACK! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
--go in to the guns department look around then and ask were the ati-depresents are
--leave little puddles of lemonade leading to the bathroom
--walk up to a shop attender person and say, "excuse me, can you help me?" and when they ask what they can do, just walk away. do it to the same person several times.
--after going into the dressing room...wait awhile then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"
--put on a green hat and gt a box of lucky charms. have your freinds chase you up and down the ailes while your yelling THERE AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS
--Go up to the manager and yell "MOM SAYS ITS TIME TO GO 'NIGHT-NIGHT'!"
--Put stuff in random carts when ppl aren't looking
--Walk around suspiciously humming the mission impossible theme song.
--start yelling at peoples carts for no reason
--tackel an old person saying grrrr atack the pruney people
--have an ugly doll and when somebody comes on the intrcome yell DADDY IT TALKS!
--get a mega phone and yell: 50 PERCENT OFF SALE AT TARGET
--put mn&ms on layaway.
--go up to the manager and say 'i need to tell you something..very important' then say 'i think i did a poo-poo can you change my dipey?'
Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
--Tell the cashier that you love them.
--smush a herseys bar while it still in its wrapper. take it into a bathroom stall.make sure someone is in the one next to you and then open it smear it on your hands and stick your hands under the wall when there covered in choclate and say:can i borrow some toilet paper???
--When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
--go around yell into a toy cell phone "can you hear me now?"
--boycot skittles with signs and mega phone chants skittles are so bad they make me really sad
--hide behind a toy rack and when a kids pulls in out (make sure its a VERY popular toy) and when they try to pull it out pull it back and say no mine!!!!
--Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
--take toys and put them in the sporting goods, than take the sporting goods and put them in with the food, than put food in lots of random places
--put cheese in the electornics isle
--When the cashier asks for what you've bought, put a ton of things on the counter. Pay in playmoney.
--go to the isle bahind the cereal isle and ready your hand on a box.When a mom and kids walk down the ile, push i out at them really fast and yell BUY ME
--go up to somebody thats bald and yell "ohhhhhhhhhh shiny shiny" and then touch the persons head
--go up and hug random ppl saying "i love you, mommy"
--Go in with a bunch of white people and ask "where can I buy new Land?"
--bring in like 4 freinds and have them all bring super soakers and spray each other and everyone around while sing really loudly RAIN DROPS ARE FALLING ON MY HEAD
--Get TONS of slinkies and roll em around yelling "PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKEYS...THEY'RE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH EM DOWN THE STAIRS."
--Record a sound of a gunshot, and play it really loud near the guns isle. lol
--dress up as an old man and put on an armys suit and run up to people saying SARGENT WE CAUGHT HIM!
--get like three friends, dress up in camo and then have the friends on the floor doing pushups while you’re yelling " 17 18 19........." turn around to the nearest customer and yell" what are u looking at? drop and give me 20" | 
But now that it's over I really don't have anything to do. Yesterday I went to my brothers baseball game. But boy was it hot out! That and this 9 year old kid was hitting on me (which completely creeeped me out) Today I might go to my other brothers baseball game but then again it's going to be even hotter today. And then tomorrow I'm gonna go see Pirates of the Caribbean 2 again. The only other thing I'm doing is working Saturday. 
I'm like the only person who didn't go to that. So for all of you who read this you had better leave me a comment or I'll hunt you down and...... ummm......hmmmm
........... Well I'm not sure what I'll do. But you had better Beware!!!!!!!! or else